Have you noticed that every day is now a holiday? I was just reminded that March 7th is National Cereal Day. So with the high concentration of "aged benefactors" in the Florida areas of Miami, Palm Beach, and Boca, a “Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day” is needed. At least according to this woman in Boca.
A woman identifying herself as Ashley Cream showed up last week to a Planning and Zoning Board meeting in Boca Raton, Florida. She wanted to bring up the need for a holiday to celebrate the people that help pay for things for them. "“Sugar Daddies, both gay and straight, and yes, even Sugar Mommies, are responsible for college educations, cars, homes, rents, jets, birkins, and the occasional body enhancement.” To help make her case, she brought along an elderly gentleman. It's all in the 12 News video from the meeting.
The video is hilarious, but nothing beats the deadpan response from the board chair's response of “That’s a city council issue.” So she did her entire speech in front of the wrong meeting. It's so hard to know whether this a serious request or a joke. Although, she's not kidding about the high concentration of sugar daddies in that area. Maybe making Friday a Sugar Daddy holiday isn't such a bad idea. I mean, today, March 6th is National Oreo cookie day. Tomorrow is Cereal Day. If we can celebrate a cookies and cereal, there's no reason we can't celebrate old people in Miami spending their kid's inheritance on breast enhancements for the needy.
Should “Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day” be a state or federal holiday?
19 Richest Billionaires In Florida That You Will Envy
We all know there's a lot of wealth in Florida and if you've ever wondered who the 19 richest billionaires are in the state, you're about to find out.
Every time I drive past a super huge home or see someone driving a car that costs more than I'll make in 3 years, I always wonder what they do for a living. I know there's a few TikTok accounts that flat out ask people that question. One guy hangs down on 5th Avenue South in Naples all the time and a guy in Miami too, but after seeing some of the reactions he gets, I'll pass and just dream.
America is home to more than billionaires than any other country in the world. Being a billionaire is the ultimate dream for many people. But once you've got all the money in the world, what's next? I mean, you finally have enough money to buy all the avocado toast you've ever wanted! And with the money left over, you can buy the whole avocado farm. You can also afford to buy all the bubble wrap you want and pop it until you're blue in the face. Instead of just owning just one mansion, you can own one on every beach in the state. I also feel like a good hobby to take up would be collecting luxury yachts, because who needs just one?
You might be asking what kind of industries these billionaires made their money in. Really, it's just a few: finance & investments, technology, food & drink, fashion & retail and media & entertainment.
Using data from Forbes, Stacker put together a list of the richest billionaires in Florida. Some are even right here in SWFL.
19 Richest Billionaires in Florida:
#19. Sami Mnaymneh
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#18. Tom Golisano
BUFFALO, NY - SEPTEMBER 14: Thomas B. Golisano, owner of the NHL Buffalo Sabres, poses for a portrait at HSBC Arena on September 14, 2006 in Buffalo, New York. (Photo by Getty Images)
#17. Robert Rich Jr
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#16. Micky Arison
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#15. Dirk Ziff
SUN VALLEY, ID - JULY 10: Casey Wasserman, chief executive officer of Wasserman Media Group, and businessman Dirk Ziff attend the Allen & Company Sun Valley Conference on July 10, 2015 in Sun Valley, Idaho. Many of the worlds wealthiest and most powerful business people from media, finance, and technology attend the annual week-long conference which is in its 33rd year. (Photo by Scott Olson/Getty Images)
#14. Josh Harris
CAMDEN, NJ - SEPTEMBER 13: Owner of the Philadelphia 76ers, Joshua Harris, speaks at the podium prior to the team unveiling a sculpture to honor Charles Barkley at their practice facility on September 13, 2019 in Camden, New Jersey. (Photo by Mitchell Leff/Getty Images)
#13. Terrence Pegula
KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI - OCTOBER 10: Owner Terry Pegula of the Buffalo Bills looks on prior to a game against the Kansas City Chiefs during a game at Arrowhead Stadium on October 10, 2021 in Kansas City, Missouri. (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images)
#12. Igor Olenicoff
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#11. J. Christopher Reyes
CHICAGO, IL - APRIL 20: J. Christopher Reyes, Chairman of Directors of Children's Memorial Hospital, attends Gala Benefit For Ann & Robert H. Lurie Children's Hospital of Chicago With Sarah Jessica Parker And Harry Connick Jr on April 20, 2012 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Daniel Boczarski/Getty Images Ann and Robert H. Lurie Hospital of Chicago)
#10. Jude Reyes
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#9. Jeff Greene
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#8. Reinhold Schmieding
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#7. Paul Tudor Jones II
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#6. Orlando Bravo
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#5. Shahid Khan
JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA - JULY 29: Shad Khan Owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars looks on during Training Camp at TIAA Bank Field on July 29, 2021 in Jacksonville, Florida. (Photo by James Gilbert/Getty Images)
#4. Carl Icahn
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 03: Chairman of Icahn Enterprises Carl Icahn participates in a panel discussion at the New York Times 2015 DealBook Conference at the Whitney Museum of American Art on November 3, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images for New York Times)
#3. David Tepper
ATLANTA, GEORGIA - OCTOBER 31: Carolina Panthers owner David Tepper looks on before the game against the Atlanta Falcons at Mercedes-Benz Stadium on October 31, 2021 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Mark Brown/Getty Images)
#2. Thomas Peterffy
WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 8: Thomas Peterffy, CEO of Interactive Brokers, speaks during a joint hearing of the Senate Banking, Housing and Urban Affairs Committee Securities, Insurance, and Investment Subcommittee and Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee Investigations Subcommittee on Capitol Hill December 8, 2010 in Washington, DC. The committee called Securities and Exchange Commission Chairman Mary Schapiro and others to testify about the integrity and US Capital Markets. (Photo by Brendan Smialowski/Getty Images)
#1. Ken Griffin
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 12: Founder and CEO at Citadel LLC Kenneth C. Griffin participate in a discussion at the New York Times 2013 DealBook Conference in New York at the New York Times Building on November 12, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for The New York Times)