Florida Man Calmly Enjoys His Grits As Jacksonville Waffle House Fight Erupts Behind Him

Here's a Waffle House fight video that's not really about the fight. It's about the guy who just doesn't care. This man is a true Waffle House OG. He just smiles as a fight breaks out behind him at a Jacksonville Waffle House. Dude just gonna enjoy his grits. And is that the 2 pork chop side? I think this guy is ordering off the menu. And who is yelling for security? Does Waffle House have security? I thought the employees were in charge of the fights?

And a word of caution if you're at work or the kids are nearby - turn down the sound. There's a lot of strong language. I mean, it's a Waffle House fight. That's part of the deal.

How many Splendas you need my guy? He's got like 8 packets.

As far as Waffle House fight go, this one is pretty tame. Jacksonville Waffle House seems pretty calm compared to some of the others. I've watched this video a few times and also noticed that no one leaves. The people getting thrown out do, but it's not like people are rushing the exit.

Let's revisit the fight from November when the girl was carried upside down out of the Waffle House in Orlando and dropped on her head. A classic WH interaction:

This is everything I expect from a Waffle House video. And seeing it come from Orlando means it's some Flo Grown Florida Woman goodness. On one hand, I'm a little sad she didn't get the whole event on video. We just got the end result. But it's good. There's so much to unpack with this video, but a personal note first. Corporate sent me a link of 'journalistic ethics' that I'm supposed to follow. Right. Ain't nothing in that guide that can prepare me for a Waffle House video.

So let's begin with 'why is she upside down?' Best I can figure is that she didn't go easy. Waffle House night shift employees got hands. She's lucky she's still conscious. Scattered, covered and smothered right out the door. Next up - no shoes. Easy, she's a Florida woman so there's only a 50/50 chance she was wearing shoes when she got there.

The real question is, when are folks gonna learn to stop trying these Waffle House employees?! That night shift stay ready for any and all smoke. It seems to be part of their training. I think we covered this in an earlier video. So what's the full story? Fortunately for us, @queenofthethots69 did a follow up video to narrate the whole adventure. It's pretty amazing. I can picture the whole thing in my mind while it goes down.

She's one of America's greatest storytellers.

Watch how well the employee handles the flying chair.