This Florida Woman Story comes to us from Oxford Oaks, a gated community in Florida near the Villages, north of Orlando. You see, according to her husband, what happened was, our Florida woman, Rebecca Jean Cannon, arrived home with the children from a trip. According to the Villages-News, “She apparently became suspicious because her husband, sporting a fresh haircut, was already home from work and planning to go out to dinner at Bonefish Bar & Grill in The Villages.” Rebecca became angry and didn’t let him leave. She was also mad that he had parked his Mercedes in the garage in such a way that didn’t leave her enough room for her car, so she drove her Cadillac SUV into the garage damaging his car and several items in the garage.

Once inside the situation escalated and she allegedly began to attack him. He tried to video record the event but she took his phone and put it in the toilet.

The next day the family was to go to a waterpark. The husband said he wasn’t going because he needed to buy a new phone(remember the toilet?). Rebecca threw a coffee thermos at him, then left the home and drove off. She has since filed for dissolution of marriage.

Rebecca has now been arrested three times for alleged violence towards her husband. She had previously filed for divorce in 2020 but withdrew the request.

I’m withholding judgment on this story until I see some before / after haircut pics. But for now, I’m in the mood for a song.



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Python Cowboy Found An Everglades Python Nest With A Large Snake Guarding 45 Eggs

  • If you're short on time or impatient, skip ahead to the 6 minute mark

    Absolutely insane what goes on with these hunts. And his dogs are absolutely fearless.

  • He also hunts another one of our invasive species - iguanas

    Iguanas in Florida are no joke. They can really wreck the ecosystem. I’ve got one in the trees in my back yard and I’m not sure how to get rid of it.

  • Otto The Dog is a tremendous iguana hunter

    Otto is absolutely fearless. And these iguanas aren’t just a Miami problem. We’re seeing a lot more of them in Southwest Florida, especially near the banks.

  • Check out what he uses to hunt hogs

    Impressive. Kinda makes me want to own one of those.

  • A true Florida Man

    It really doesn’t get any more Florida than Python Cowboy. An absolute beast out in the swamps. Thanks for doing what you do.


Joe Winner spends his days combing through memes and off beat stories to bring you the side of Florida not always seen.

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